The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names


15> Willie 'White Shoes After Labor Day' Lumpkin14> Charlie 'Sittin' in First Class & Cheerful as Hell' Pickett 13> Al 'Lightnin'' Gore12> The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won't Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck11> John Lee Crackwhore10> Timmy 'Up With People' Perkyman 9> 'Portly Dan' Aykroyd & Bruce 'Shinehead' Willis 8> Matt 'Sleeping with Cameron Diaz' Dillon 7> Winston P. 'Sunshine Man' Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues 6> Tiny Red Johnson 5> Screamin' Josh Rabinowitz 4> Mack 'Crusty Underthings' Morton 3> Stanley 'Stank Ass' Wilson 2> Bawlin' Wimp 1> Luther 'Kill Me, Just Kill Me' Johnson

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