Two vampires go on vacation

I read [this vampire joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qph5b/one_of_the_funniest_vampire_jokes/) and it reminded me of one I heard many years ago.

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Two vampires were out for a stroll in Transylvania.

"You know, I have been getting sick of eating the same thing every night." The first said to the second.

"I was just thinking the same thing" the second replied. "It will still be a few months until tourism picks up again too" he lamented.

"Perhaps we should go abroad to get some new flavors?"

"It sounds like you already have some place in mind."

"I'm in the mood for either French or Italian"

"Lets try Italian. French isn't really in season right now."

So the two vampires make their way to Venice. They arrive late at night and look for good spot to stake out their victims. They settle on top of a building overlooking a bridge in order to have an easy way to dispose of the remains of their feast. It isn't long before they spot a couple crossing the bridge. Parched from their journey they swoop down on the couple and quickly drain them and toss the bodies over the side of the bridge.

"Oh, that was excellent" the first vampire remarks. "Italian was a great choice."

"I don't know about you, but I am ready for a second course" the second vampire says.

Still hungry from the journey, the first vampire agrees and they return to the building overlooking the bridge. After a few minutes they see another couple crossing the bridge. Just as before the vampires swoop down on the couple. They grab the couple, drain them, and toss the bodies over the bridge.

"The second course was even better than the first!" the second vampire exclaims.

"I think I am up for just one more course. Care to join me?" the first proposes.

Eager for another taste of Italian food, the two return to the rooftop and wait for another couple to cross the bridge. Their wait is not long and the vampires once again grab, drain, and toss the bodies over the bridge. After they tossed the bodies the first vampire pauses.

"Do you hear that?"

"Hear what?

"It sounds like there is music coming from under the bridge."

"Who cares. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for dessert."

Begrudgingly, the first vampire returns with the second to the roof. It seems within seconds a couple appears. The vampires swoop down, grab, and drain the couple, although a little more slowly this time as they are getting quite full. Once the couple is drained they toss the bodies over the bridge and they both agree that they couldn't swallow another drop. As they go to leave the first vampire pauses again.

"What is it now?" the second asks, slightly exasperated.

"It is that music again" he replies. "You can't tell me that you can't hear it. It is getting louder now."

The second pauses to listen.

"Actually I can hear it now."

The two vampires walk to the side of the bridge and look down into the water. In the water they see a crocodile singing.

*"Drained [wops](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wop) keep falling on my head"*

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**Ninja edit:** I included the wikipedia entry for wop in case people didn't get it.