a man walked into a club with a crocodile.as soon as he got up to the bar the bar tender said 'get out'the man said 'wait he can do a trick if u let me do the trick i will pay u tenner'the bar tennder then knodded.so the man whapped out his dick and put it in the crocodiles mouth and then pulled a stick out of his pocket and hit the crocodile on the head.then said 'ha i still have my dick''i will pay anyone in this room a £150 to do that trick,then a 96 year old women put her hand up and said 'i will do it but don't hit me as hard as you did to the fucking crocodile
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