Swallow Jokes

Swallow Jokes

Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to ...

Fly In My Guinness


    An Irishman, an Englishman ...

Sperm count


(Q) How do you know when a guy has a high sper...

Modern Medicine


A Brief History of Medicine


"I have an earac...

A Close Shave


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...

A man rushed into a bar


A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double m...

A Brief History Of M


A short history of medicine:I have an earache....

Pass a football?


A huge college freshman decides to try out for...

How babies are made


When her five-year-old daughter began asking q...

A practical joke involving jello


Here's a delightful treat someone once made fo...

Close shave


A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While t...

THE KNOWLEDGE PILL


A somewhat advanced society has figured how to...

Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill


1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

How to drown


How do you drown a blonde??


Dont tell her to...

Freshman


The huge college freshman figured he'd try


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Chicken jokes


Q: Why did the chicken not walk on the thorn?
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A fire engine sandwich


Q. What's red and white and red and white and ...

What did the dress prove?...


What did the dress prove?


She didn't swallo...

When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't...


When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a ...

Another Kitty Pill


INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL1) Pic...

Telemarketing


One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm s...

How do u eat urs?


At first a little nibble, then a slow and temp...

How to give your Cat a Pill.


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

Listening Passively


Listening Passively


There were three guys ta...

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to...