He says 'Watch this' and gets the crocodile to open its mouth. He then puts his dick in the crocodile's mouth and whacks it on the top of the head.
The crocodile just keeps his mouth open.
The man says 'Anybody else want a go?'
The place is silent. Then on old lady pipes up: 'I'll have a go but don't hit me so hard please.'
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