Top 10 reason for being from all sorts of places

I couldn't work out whether to laugh or be offended by some of these!TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH1.Two World Wars and One World Cup, doo-dah doo-dah.2.Proper beer3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events5.Union jack underpants.6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer7.You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.9.Ditto changing underwear10.Beats being Welsh.10a. Or ScottishTOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH1.When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.2.Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.3.You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.4.If there's a war you can surrender really early.5.You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on SBS6.You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.7.You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.8.Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street > humiliating your sense of national pride.9.You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.10.People think you're a great lover even when you're not.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN1.You can have a woman president without electing her.2.You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.3.You can call Budweiser beer.4.You can be a crook and still be president.5.If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.6.If you can breathe you can get a gun.7.You get to be really obese.8.You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.9.You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"10.You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.10a. When you're not.10b. At all.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN1.In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.2.Unembarrassed to wear fur.3.No need to worry about tax returns.4.Glorious military history prior to 400 a.d.5.Can wear sunglasses inside.6.Political stability.7.Flexible working hours.8.Live near the Pope.9.Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.10.Country run by Sicilian murderersTOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH1.Glorious history of killing South American tribes.2.The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.3.You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.4.The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.5.Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.6.Honesty7.Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.8.You get to eat bulls' testicles.9.Gibraltar.10.Supported Argentina in Falklands War.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN1. Chicken Madras2. Lamb Passanda3. Onion Bhaji4. Bombay Potato5. Chicken Tikka Masala6. Rogan Josh7. Popadoms8. Chicken Dopiaza9. Meat Boona10. Kingfisher lagerTOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSHYou've got to be having a laugh, haven't you ?TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH1.Guinness.2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.3.You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.4.Pubs never close.5.Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second VaticanCouncil of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex > with a condom on.6.No one can ever remember the night before.7.Kill people you don't agree with.8.Stew.9.More Guinness.10.Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3am in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN1.It beats being an American.2.Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.3.You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.4.Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.5.Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?6.A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.7.Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.8.Kill Grizzly bears with huge fuckoff shotguns and cover your house intheir skins.9.Own-an-Eskimo scheme.10.Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN1.Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted.2.Coopers Beer3.Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.4.Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.5.Tact and sensitivity.6.Bondi Beach.7.Other beaches.8.Liberated attitude to homosexuals.9.Drinking cold lager on the beach10.Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.--From Kaz(but not written by!)