The Flash was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, The Flash called Green Lantern to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Green Lantern told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Green Lantern ran over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see If she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
The Flash thought to himself "I'm the fastest being on the planet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So the Flash did his super thing in a split second & sprints off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
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