He waited by her side every day for years.
One day as the nurse was giving her a sponge bath, she started to become more alert and her heart rate increased once she moved the sponge across her vagina.
The nurse came up with a plan and told the husband about the discovery.
"I think you should attempt to give your wife oral sex. I know it sounds crazy but we really think its the best chance we have." said the nurse.
So the nurse steps out in the hall watching the heart rate monitor while the husband does his thing.
Suddenly the wife flat lines!
The nurse rushes in and exclaimed "Oh my! What on earth happened!?"
The husband in a panic said, "I don't know! I think she choked or something!"
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