... And asks the madam to set him up with one of the ladies of the house. The madam agrees, but says that she needs to let the girls inspect his member to find the girl best suited for him. He pulls out his cock and all the girls start laughing at the tattoo on his penis that says "Shorty". The girls start filing out of the room except for one, who agrees to sleep with him since she feels sorry for him.
They go upstairs, proceed to have sex, and an hour later come downstairs, the man is satisfied and the girl looks like she was just hit by Mack truck. As he leaves all the other girls ask how the sex was with 'shorty'?
She tells them that she would go again with him anytime, and the tattoo actually said "Property Of Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico."
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