Man to woman: Let me ask you a hypothetical question. If I gave you a million dollars, would you have sex with me?
Woman: Well, I guess for a million dollars I probably would.
Man: Great! I really only have twenty bucks, so let's have sex!
Woman: Hey, are you calling me a prostitute?
Man: We already established that. Now I'm just trying to negotiate price.
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