When St. Peter says
"If any of you have sinned, now is the times to confess."
The first nun timidly raised her hand and said "I've seen a penis..."
Peter tells her it's okay,
"Just go wash your eyes out at the fountain over there."
The third nun pushes in front of the second very rudely. Peter looked at her and said,
"What's the rush?"
The third nun pointed at the second and replied,
"If you think I'm washing my mouth out in that fountain after she's washed her ass in it, you're crazy!"
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