He is carrying a bucket of shit,a dead cat and he has a pistol in his waist.He walks up to the bar and takes a seat.with a thick Russian accent he says to the Bartender " Give me a beer".the bartender does.The Russian slammed the beer back,than he pulls the pistol and puts one round into the bucket of shit and than takes a bite out of the dead cat.This goes on three more times till finally the Bartender says" what are you doing" the Russian replies"I'm doing like all GREAT AMERICANS DO,DRINK BEER,SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSY!!"
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