A teenager is...

-A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a
phone number.


-A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars
before breakfast.


-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.


-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not
his mother calling from the next room.


-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but
can't make a bed.


-A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours
studying for her driver's license.


-A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.


-An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is
usually too tired to dry the dishes.


-A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.


-A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.


-A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.


-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the
lawn needs mowing.


-An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a
teenager.