A man walks into a bar and sees a horse with a bucket of quarters. A man asks the bartender 'whats going on there?' To which the bartender replys 'make the horse laugh and you get the bucket.' So the man whispers into the horses ear and the horse busts out laughing.
The next day the same man went to the same bar and there stood the horse with the bucket of quarters. The bartender tells the man 'tonight make the horse cry and the bucket is yours.' So the man took the horse out the back door and the horse came back in crying. 'Thats pretty inpressive' proclaimed the bartender 'how did you do it?'
The man replied 'well on the first day I told him my dick was bigger than his and on the secomd day I proved it'
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