A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The Doctor took one look at the woman and all his "professionalism" flew out the window!
He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the Doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is correct," said the Doctor.
He then began to fondle her breast. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady Doctor.
Finally he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You are getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place!"
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