... is driving and gets into a car accident... because he's blind. He wakes up in a hospital bed.
The doctor comes in and says, "Mr. Charles, I've got good news and bad news."
"What's the bad news?"
"Well, you've lost the use of your left side, due to the accident," says the doc.
"Well what's the good news, then?" asks RC.
"You've got the right one, baby!"
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... I'm old.
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