Yo mama's so Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the doctor for...
Medical Jokes
Rover the Brick
A policeman is walking down the road when he s...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist a...
Bad Taste
A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife mad...
Mental Health Hotline
Hello! Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline!
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Pregnant Lady
One day a pregnant lady that was expecting tri...
Emergency Call
A doctor answers his phone and hears the famil...
Crazy guys
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mo...
Good news - Bad news
This guy isn't feeling good so he goes and get...
How Gloves Are Made
A blonde went to the dentist one day to have a...
Do you have a solution?
A patient came to his dentist with problems wi...
I have good news and bad news
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here...
Blonde - Mating Call
What is a blonde's mating call?
''NEXT!''
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on televisio...
Dirty Knees
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
Th...
Send My Bill To the Family
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken...
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature...
Have you ever seen a doctor?
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist...
Memory lapse
An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
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Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat...
Bad News 2
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
...
A Nutty Game
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take...
Genetic Tendency
A man went to the Doctor because he wasn't fee...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his...