A woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor" she says "I constantly fart. I can't smell my farts nor can I hear them. Just talking to you, I must have passed gas 20 times"
The doctor writes her a prescription,
"Take these pills and come back in a week"
A week later, the woman comes back.
"Doctor what did you do? My farts smell horrible."
"Now that your sense of smell is back, let's do something about that hearing"
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