I go to a female doctor.

I had a doctor's appointment last week. The doctor was a smoking hot woman who must have just graduated medical school.

As I take my clothes off for the exam I get a little nervous, but I have to ask so I said, "Doc, have you gotten any male patients that you've found attractive?"

She said, "Sure, I'm a straight woman after all. It's normal."

So I said, "Have you ever told an attractive male patient that you want to suck his dick?"

And she said, "Absolutely not! That would be incredibly unprofessional. I tell them that I want to suck their *penis*"