The Top 20 Famous Quotes Featuring the Word "Underpants"

20> "Underpants?!? We don't need no stinking underpants!"


19> "She's all that and a bag of underpants."


18> "No... more... wire... underpants... EVER!!!"


17> "Mr. Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THOSE UNDERPANTS!"


16> "How now, brown underpants?"


15> "I want the underpants!" "You can't handle the underpants!!"


14> "Wazzzzunderpants?"


13> "I love the smell of underpants in the morning. They smell like... victory."


12> "I ate his underpants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. [*ppth-ppth-ppth*]"


11> "Underpants are melting in the rain, and the sweet green icing's flowing down."


10> "Pop quiz, hotshot: There's underpants on a bus. Once the underpants goes 50 miles an hour, the underpants is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?"


9> "I did not have sexual relations with those underpants."


8> "Underpants... [clink clink clink] Come out and play... Oh, underpants... [clink clink clink] Come out and play..."


7> "Elvis has left the underpants."


6> "The first rule of underpants is: Do not talk about underpants."


5> "Open the underpants, please, HAL."


4> "They melt in your mouth, not in your underpants!"


3> "I'm 'underpants'? Whadda ya mean, 'underpants'? 'Underpants' how? How am I 'underpants'? You mean 'underpants,' like clown underpants? Like I'm here to make you laugh? Like I'm here to amuse you?"


2> "We're going to need bigger underpants."


1> "...'cause you are the wind beneath my underpants."


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