Top Ten Signs You Might Need a New Roommate


10.. Has posters of creepy Newsweek covers with "Doe" and "Lewinsky" over his/her bed...


9. Sings the ending to the Flintstones as "an all gay time..."


8 .. Mumbles incoherently to a now green piece of cheddar cheese.


7 .. Frequently looks down at crotch and argues "Lipid, SOLID, Lipid, SOLID...".


6.. His/her toothbrush has tried to make a "run for it".


5.. Claims he had an affair with Bill Clinton and has never left his home state of Montana.


4.. Bought a cage for the dustbunnies and keeps food and water in it for them.


3.. Is the sole attendee for a 12 step program no-one has ever heard of.


2.. Glows when sleeping.


1.. Believes that "up" is relative to the rotation of his home planet.

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