Love, Lust, Marriage

LOVE ----- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST ----- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room. LOVE ----- When intercourse is called 'making love.' LUST ----- When intercourse is called 'screwing.' MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about? LOVE ----- When you argue over how many children to have. LUST ----- When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over money. LOVE ----- When you share everything you own. LUST ----- When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE ----- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST ----- When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - What's a climax? LOVE ----- When you phone each other just to say, 'Hi.' LUST ----- When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch. LOVE ----- When you write poems about your partner. LUST ----- When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. LOVE ----- When you show concern for your partner's feelings. LUST ----- When you couldn't give a shit. MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV. LOVE ----- When your farewell is 'I love you, darling...' LUST ----- When your farewell is 'So, same time next week...' MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief. LOVE ----- When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST ----- When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. LOVE ----- When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST ----- When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE ----- When nobody else matters. LUST ----- When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. LOVE ----- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST ----- When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio. LOVE ----- When breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST ----- When staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought. LOVE ----- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST ----- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.