The magic voodoo penis

once there was this guy and he didnt know what to get his wife
for her birthday so he went into this shop and asked this guy
what he had, the guy said, does your wife like dolls, no said
the husband, ok said the shop man, what does she like?, she
likes sex replied the man laughing, well i have just the thing
for her then replied the man, he bought out this wooden penis.
the husband says, what the hell is that, its a magic vodoo penis
replied the shop man, just tell it where to go and it will go
there.
ok the man said, i will try it, the man said vodoo penis, door
handle.
the vodoo penis went to the door and knowcked the handle off.
alright i will take it the man said.
so the man took it home to his wife and she was thrilled.
that night, her husband was out and she felf a liffle horney so
she got the vodoo penis and said" vodoo penis, my vagina, the
voodoo penis went there immediatly and gave her heaps of
pleasure, but she eventually got sick of it and she tried to get
it out but it wouldnt come out so she paniced and hoped in her
car with no clothes on and started driving as fast as she could.
she eventually got pulled over by the police.
why are you driving so fast?, she replied " theres a mgic vodoo
penis in me and the police man said " voodoo penis my ass".