A man was reading the paper one day when an ad cought his eye.
it said, "Brand new Porsche, red with white leather interior for
sale only 100 dollars." The man thought to himself its very
unusual to find a Porsche for sale for only 100 dollars but he
decided it was worth a shot. Sure enough the lady had the
Porsche for sale for only 100 dollars and it was almost new. He
asked if he could take it for a test drive and found the the car
drove perfectly. He went back to the lady's house and asked why
she was selling the car for so little money. She said, "My
husband ran away with his secretary and said that I could keep
everything. I just had to sell his car and give the mouney to
him."
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