Man explains he is taking penguins to the zoo and cop lets him go on his way.
The next day, the officer sees the same man, still driving a car full of penguins.
He directs the man to the side of the road, "I thought you were taking these penguins to the zoo?"
Man responds, "Yes, we went to the zoo yesterday, today we're going to the ballet."
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