So here i am just arriving at my girlfriend's house , i lock my car , and walk towards the house.
The door was open , i enter , and found my girlfriend's hot sister posing on a sofa with super sexy nighties on , she tells me to come closer nobody is home .
I turn around and run back to my car , and there was my girlfriend waiting for me and said : " You passed my test , you truly love me , and i will love you forever "
Moral of the story : always keep your condoms in your car.
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