When he decides to go to a bar in a small town. He sits down next to a native just sipping on his drink.
The native stops and says to the young man in a thick Irish accent "You see this bar here!" He said as he slammed his hand on the bar. "I built this bar with my own two hands. Board by board nail by nail but do they call me McGregor the bar builder? NO! You see that path out there. I built that path with my own two hands but do they call me McGregor the path builder? NO!"
Now the young man begins to listen closely thinking he is about to get a big word of wisdom from this wise man.
Continuing McGregor says "You see that Pier out there! I built that pier with my own two hands. I laid the wood perfectly so that the pier would withstand the strongest storm but do the call me McGregor the pier builder? NO!" He paused for a minute and the young man leaned in real close. "BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!"
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