Guy walks into a bar...

A horse is behind the bar. The man just stares at the horse. "What can I get you?" asks the horse. "Oh, I'll have your house special on draught please." But he keeps staring at the horse. The horse brings him his drink, and then leaves to attend another customer. A couple minutes later, he returns, only to find the man still staring. "Okay sir, I haven't done or said anything to you, so why are you staring at me like that? Stop looking at me!" The man shakes his head in astonishment.

"Oh, sorry. I was just wondering what happened to the goat who worked here before."

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