When one of them spots a hole in the ground that looks unusually deep. He picks up a rock and throws it in the hole, and never hears it hit the bottom.
"Try something heavier", the other man suggests. They find an old railroad tie nearby, pick it up and throw it down the hole. Two seconds later a goat comes speeding out of the bushes right toward them nearly knocking them in, then falls in the hole.
"What the hell was that!!!!?", one of the men say.
Just then another man runs up and says, "Please, have you seen my goat? It was just here.
"Yes", they reply. "It came charging right at us nearly knocking us in this hole it jumped in!!"
The man says, "That's impossible. I had him tied to a railroad tie."
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