The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'.
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