A young boy comes home from school one day. He is greeted by his father in the kitchen. The father asks his son: "How was school today son, did you learn anything new?" The son looks at his dad and responds: "School was great, but during recess I overheard some of the boys talking about a vagina. I was wondering what is a vagina dad?"
The father stops to think for a moment and says to his son: "Well, before having sex a vagina looks like a beautiful unopened rose." The boy nods and innocently asks: "What does a vagina look like after sex dad?" The father stops and thinks for a second and replies: "Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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