Three women are at a bar, arguing over which one of them has the most romantic husband.

The first one says, "My husband is Spanish, and he's very romantic. Whenever we make love, he covers my body in rose petals and blows them off my skin, and it just drives me crazy!"

The second one says "That's nothing. My husband is French, and whenever we make love, he splashes champagne over my body and licks every drop off my skin, and it just drives me crazy!"

When the third one doesn't volunteer, the first woman asks, "Well? What does your husband do whenever you make love?"

The third woman finishes her shot of whiskey and says "My husband is Italian, and whenever we make love, he wipes his dick on the curtains, and it drives me fuckin' nuts."

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