Rose: Mom why did you name me Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose landed on your head.
Petal: Mom why is my name Petal?
Mom: Because when you were born a petal landed on your head.
Blonde: My favorite color is potato!
Mom: Shut the hell up Brick...
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