Three men were hiking in the forest when they got lost. They wandered around and after a few days, they found a large campsite. Upon entering, they realized that it was inhabited by cannibals, and tried to leave but were captured. They were brought before the cannibal king, and the king stated that they would survive and be able to leave if they could pass a test. The first part of the test was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first man returned to the camp and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then told him the second part of the test, which was to shove the fruit up his ass, and if he made any expression, either verbal or physical, he would be eaten. The man tried, but winced before he could get one apple in, so he was killed.
The second man arrived back at the campsite and showed the king ten blueberries. "What do you want me to do next?" he asked. The king replied by telling him that he had to shove the berries inside him, and if he made any expression, he would be eaten. "This'll be easy, they're just small berries, they can fit." The man fit eight berries into his ass when he burst out laughing. Because he broke the rules of the king's test, he was eaten as well.
The first man and the second man met in heaven, and started talking about the king's test. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost made it; you could've been able to leave." The man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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