Chicken Sex

A broke, horny man named Dave went to his local brothel with $10 to try and get some action. Dave slams his money on the front counter and says, "What can I get for $10?"
The receptionist says, "All our $10 girls are busy but we do have a chicken."
"A chicken?" Dave says
"Yes sir, this chicken has never received any complaints. What do you say?" explains the receptionist.
"Fuck it" Dave takes the chicken to an empty room and proceeds to have sex with it.
The next day, Dave thinks to himself, "That chicken pussy wasn't too bad for $10. I can afford to go there again today." Dave goes back to the brothel, slams his money on the front counter and says, "I'm here for the chicken."
The receponist looks confused and says, "Chicken???, ohhhh, that was yesterdays special. Today, we have a room where you can go in and watch our sexiest 3 girls go at it HARDCORE! You just can't touch them."
Dave says,"Yeah, sounds like a deal!" Dave then walks up a flight of steps and into a room filled with a bunch of dudes looking down through a glass floor. Sure enough, there's 3 sexy ass lesbians going at it. Dave's stoked! He starts walking around to get a better look and bumps into a guy by accident. Dave tells the guy, "Not bad for $10 huh?"
The guy yells, "You should have been here yesterday, there was a guy FUCKING A CHICKEN!!!!"