...and the teacher starts by blindfolding a little boy and tickling him with a feather.
"What's that?", she asked.
"Um, a feather?", he replied.
"Very good!"
Next she blindfolded a little girl and proceeded to write on the chalkboard. "Can you tell what I'm doing by what you're hearing?" she asked.
"You're writing on the chalkboard."
"Very good!"
Next she blindfolded a little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Do you know what that is by tasting it?"
"Um, no."
"Well, you might get some of these on Halloween. Now do you know?"
"Nnnnnooo..."
"Okay then...this is something that your father might ask your mother for before he leaves for work in the morning."
Suddenly a girl in the back jumps up and yells, "SPIT IT OUT, JIMMY! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"
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