Ebonics X-mas

An Ebonics X-mas The Night Befo' Crizmus
Wuz da night befo Crizmus An all thru da hood Everybody be sleepin' Dey was sleepin real good


We hunged up our stockins An hoped like all heck Dat 'ol Sanny Claws Gonna brang us our check


All of da fambly Wuz layin in beds While Thunderbird wine Danced thru dere heds


I dun passed out on ze flo' Right nex to my maw When I heared such a fuss I thunk - it mus be da law


I looked out thru da bars What could I now do I was spectin the sherrif With a warrent for sho'


And what did I see Made me say, "Lawd look at dat" Dere was a huge watahmelon Pulled by 8 big ass rats


Now ober all da years Sanny Claws he be white But it looks like us bros Get a black Sanny tonite


Faster dan a po lice car My homeboy he came He whupped up on dem rats As he called dem be name


On Leroy, On Roosevelt On Virvus, On Willie On Yolanda, On Crayola On Kiesha, and Nefrotilly


An 'ol Sanny landed dat watahmelon Out dere in da street I knowed it fo shu Da damnest ting I eber did seed


Dat black Sanny didn't go down no chimbly He picked da lock on my do' An I sez to myeslf "Shit - He dis befo'


He had did big bag Full of prezents I speck Wif Air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my nek


But he left no prezents Jus started stealin my shit Got my guns, got my crack Eben my burgler's kit


Wit my shit in his bag Out da windo he flew I sho woulda chased him But he got my knife too


He jumped on dat watahmelon Wit out a hitch He wuz gone in a second That son of a bitch


So nex year I be hopin' A white Sanny we git 'Cause a black Sanny Claws Jus ain't worf a shit!