Three men were shipwrecked and stranded on an island. They were captured by the indigenous people who tell them, "Go out into the jungle and bring back ten pieces of fruit or we will kill you and eat you." They all set out to find fruit. The first guy gets back with ten apples. The cannibals tell him, "You must shove all ten apples up your butt without making a sound, or we'll kill you and eat you. If you do this, we'll set you free." He gets one apple, then two then nearly a third before he screams in agony and is then killed and eaten. The second man comes back with ten grapes. They tell him he must shove them all up his butt without a sound, or he will also be killed and eaten. He gets one in, and the second, he gets nine up his butt no problem. He suddenly starts laughing hysterically. He is killed and eaten. When he arrives in heaven, his friend asks him "Why did you start laughing? You were almost there!" "Because I saw Gary and he had ten pineapples!"
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