After he is done, the father asks his son if there are any questions he has.
The boy asks, "What does a vagina look like before sex?"
The father answers by stating that it's like a rose, with all its petals neatly arranged.
The boy asks another question. "What does a vagina look like *after* sex?"
The father hesitates a bit and asks the child, "Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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