"Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

Superman decides...

He hasn't taken a day off in a while and doesn't know what to do, so he calls...

A few pickup...

I like my women like I like my mattresses. Immobile and under a sheet I...

Not that much

A middle aged Jewish gentleman is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate...

Computer Terms

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any...

Green Balls

What do you have when you have one green ball in your right hand and one...

Guy walks into a...

He notices an old drunk in a corner playing a piano. There's a scribbled sign...

What is the...

The Swallow.

Tiger, Lance and...

"Heaters," the bartender cries in frustration, "I told him to send me heaters!"

Two Canadians sit...

and they decide to play 20 Questions to kill the time. The first Canadian...

There were two...

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation....