He hasn't taken a day off in a while and doesn't know what to do, so he calls Batman to see if he can hang out. Batman tells him unfortunately the Batmobile needs some repairs and he has to stay in. Green lantern is busy too.
Feeling bored and unsure what to do with himself, Superman begins to fly back and forth over the country, watching the countryside beneath him pass by. As he's flying over the Rockies, he looks down and sees Wonder Woman naked and spread eagle laying on top of a mountain.
He pauses and thinks to himself, "I could go down there and fuck her and fly away before she even knew what hit her."
So, fast as a speeding bullet, he flies down and fucks Wonder Woman and flies off.
Wonder Woman screams, "What the hell was that?!?!"
And invisible man replies, "I don't know, but it really really hurt!"
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