He notices an old drunk in a corner playing a piano. There's a scribbled sign that says "Taking Requests" and a tip jar. And on top of the piano sits a mangy looking monkey. The guy sits at the bar and orders a drink. As soon as the bartender sets the drink on the bar the monkey scampers over, jumps on the bar, and dips his balls in the guys drink. Disgusted, the guy walks over to the drunk playing the piano and says, "Do you know your monkey just dipped his balls in my drink?"
The drunken pianist looks up and says, "No, but if you hum a few bars maybe I could figure it out."
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