A middle aged Jewish gentleman is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, my dear? A Jaguar?
A Sable coat?, A diamond necklace?
She says, "If you don't mind, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Calamjo
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