Two Canadians sit in a bar together...

and they decide to play 20 Questions to kill the time. The first Canadian tries to think of an object and after a little while he comes up with "Moose cock." He tells the second Canadian that he's ready.

"Ok" says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian says, "Yes, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a Moose cock?"

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