After having looked around for good a while, she goes up to the produce guy and says, "Excuse me, where's the broccoli? I can't seem to find the broccoli."
The produce guy replies, "I'm sorry ma'am, we're fresh out of broccoli...we'll have some tomorrow morning"
He goes back to work. 10 minutes later this women come back and she says "Sir, where's the broccoli? I can't find the broccoli."
He says, "Ma'am, we're fresh out of broccoli. There's no more broccoli. We'll have some tomorrow morning."
And he goes back to work.
20 minutes later this women comes right up to the guy's face and says, "How come I can't find the broccoli, where is the broccoli?!"
He says, "Ma'am, how do you spell dog like in dogmatic?"
She replies, "D-O-G"
"Ok, now what about cat like in catastrophic?"
"C-A-T"
"Now how do you spell fuck like in broccoli?"
She says, "there is no fuck in broccoli"
He says, "THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN TO TELL YA!"
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