Confucious says...

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

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