Redneck Medical Terms Benign - What you be, after you be eight.

Redneck Medical Terms Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - searching for kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her Colic - a sheep dog coma- a punctuation mark D & C - Where Washington is Dilate - to live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - quicker than someone else Fibula - a small lie Genital - a non-Jewish person GI series - world series of military baseball Hangnail - what you hang your coat on Impotent - distinguished, well-known Labor pain - getting hurt at work medical staff - a doctor's cane Morbid - a higher offer Nitrates - cheaper than day rates Node - I knew it Outpatient - a person who has fainted Pap Smear - A fatherhood test Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - a letter carrier Recovery room - place to do upholstery Rectum - darn near killed him Secretion - hiding something Seizure - a Roman emperor Tablet - a small table Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport Tumor - one plus one more Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - nearby / close by