Over hears two other boys talking and using the words pussy and bitch. So he goes home and asks his mother what pussy means. She sighs and says "it means a cat." The boy quickly responds with "what about a bitch?". The mother once again sighs and smiles at her child and replies "it's a female dog, honey."
The boy thanks his mother but is confused as to why the boys would be talking about cats and dogs the way they were.
The boy goes to his father, who is watching the game and doesn't like to be disturbed while watching the game, and asks him what pussy means. The father reaches down to the pile of magazines he has beside his chair and grabs a nudie mag and sharpie. He flips to a page circles the pussy on the woman and says "that's a pussy, son." The boy again quickly replies "what's a bitch?" Without batting an eye the father states "everything around the circle."
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