Rabbit and Bear meet each other one day in the forest. As they're making smalltalk, Rabbit invites Bear over to the nearest bar in order to buy him a drink. When they arrive, Rabbit goes to the bar and orders "A beer for me and a coke for my friend, Bear". Everyone then stops and laughs at Bear's "manly" decision, so he awkwardly gets out with Rabbit and tells him: "Look, pal, can you please not embaress me in front of my friends?". "Ok, don't worry" Rabbit replies. The next day they meet again and go to the bar where Rabbit then orders again "A beer for me and a coke for my friend, Bear". Everyone laughs again so Bear gets Rabbit out and gives him a good beating. "Thanks for being an asshole!" says Bear and leaves. The next day they meet again. Bear apologises for the beating last night, but Rabbit understands it was his fault and invites Bear to the bar to buy him a drink in order to make up for it. "I learned my lesson, don't worry!" Rabbit promises. As they arrive he goes to the bar and orders "One beer for me and one glass of water for my friend, Bear. He gets cranky from coke...".
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