One day I came home to find my dog burying something under the steps of my front porch. Upon closer inspection, it was the neighbor's family pet rabbit. I felt terrible.
Since it was only a little covered in dirt and the dog had not torn it up noticeably, I decided to make it as presentable as possible and place it back in the cage on the side of the neighbor's house where they kept the rabbit. I was hoping they would find it and think it was natural causes.
It was the next day while replacing the spark plugs on my car that my neighbor walks over to have a chat. I was nervous that he would know about the rabbit. He made some small talk for a few minutes and I started to chill out.
But then he says "Did I tell you that the kid's rabbit died?". I attempted to look concerned while saying "Oh, no! Poor kids, I bet they are upset."
He says "They were but they got over it pretty quick...until this morning."
"What happened?"
"That rabbit died last week so we buried him. But then some asshole digs him up, gives him a bath and puts him back the cage!"
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Hope you liked it! The wording isn't as good as I remember hearing it from someone else.
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